Dexter, always the optimist, loves the idea of a weekend in the woods: All the critters to harrass, all the bushes to sniff and mark, marshmallows and weiners falling from above all over the place. The potential for fun is HUGE. But after several days of being tied up, avoiding fires (his greatest fear), having to be on alert ALL THE TIME and chancy weather, he is not the world's greatest fan.

